EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Why are my students so naughty?
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
