Behavior jokes
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Memes
gordan ramsey
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
The more they smile, the less they see.