Behavior jokes
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
The more they smile, the less they see.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.