Behavior jokes
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why are my students so naughty?
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Memes
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?