Behavior jokes
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why are my students so naughty?
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?