Behavior jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

Where's your off button?

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It felt like it.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.