Behavior jokes

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Violence breeds violence, nothing else.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?