Behavior jokes
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Why are my students so naughty?
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!