I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Behavior Jokes
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Where's your off button?
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
