Behavior jokes
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
He jizzes canned cheese.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."