How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Converting a Straight Guy
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Listen up, buttercup! So, this joke is like saying you can change someone's sexual preference by, uh, forcing them into a situation. It's funny 'cause it's over the top and totally not how things work in the real world. You probably think gender is like ordering a burger, but some people are gay, some are straight, and some like both!
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