Behavior jokes
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!