Behavior jokes
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Where's your off button?
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.