Behavior jokes

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

Aren't I badly good?

Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?

Because he was hoppy.

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?

My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.

My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?

On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."

You are all fucking disgusting!