Behavior jokes
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Very interesting
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
What screams I’m insecure?
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I sit because I can't stand you.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?