Behavior jokes

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Aren't I badly good?

My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.

My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.

When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?

You are all fucking disgusting!