Behavior jokes
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
What the fuck is wrong with people?
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.