Behavior jokes
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations