Behavior jokes
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.