Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Pee pee poo poo wall.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
