Behavior jokes
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.