Behavior jokes
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...