Behavior jokes
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Peanut Butter
Amelie is a meanie.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.