Behavior jokes
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"