Behavior jokes
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...