Subway Seat Savior

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is like when you finally get a seat on the bus, but it's kinda sus 'cause nobody else wants it. So, this dude uses his newspaper as a shield and brags about it. It's funny because he thinks he's so smart for avoiding the gross seat, but really, who cares? You probably still use internet explorer.

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