"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Alright listen up, genius. So, like, in horror movies, people are total wimps, right? They hear a bump in the night and they're all "Let's hide!" or "Let's run away!" But in video games, especially GTA, it's all about blasting your way through everything. This joke points out that gap in logic, cause, lets be real, you are the type of person to hide under the blanket if you hear a noise.
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