Behavior

Behavior jokes

Orphan

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

School

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Insult

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Orphan

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nose

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

Nose

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

People

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

Orphanage

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Seafood

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Make-up

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

Baby

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Kid

Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.

Mum: And that is?

*Kid walks out.*

*Kid comes back in with milk.*

Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!

Prank

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

Music

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"