Behavior jokes
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.