Behavior jokes

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"