Behavior jokes
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.