Behavior jokes

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

Little Jonny fucked his mum.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."