Behavior jokes

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

What screams I’m insecure?

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.