What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Bad Beats
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! It's a play on words, see? Beethoven's beats were bad because his name sounds like "bad" plus "hoven." Like, bad oven, get it? And you probably don't, since you're probably some artist that nobody listens to, but Beethoven was deaf so he really was bad at hearing.
Jeff
So funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!