Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Closed Whore House
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke is funny because it plays on words. "Beat it" can mean scram but also refers to masturbation. The joke implies the whorehouse is closed for business because everyone is, uh, taking care of themselves. Since you did not get the joke I assume you also do that.