Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Aaron's Beatdown
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Aaron's dad beat him because he "tensed his ass." "Tensed his ass" sounds like "tends his ass" which would imply he is gay, and the dad did not like that. Get it now, dumbo? I bet you still don't.