Beach jokes
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."