Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought that joke was funny? Ha! You probably still think the earth is flat. Here's the lowdown, genius: It's a pun on bra sizes. You know, like B-cups and D-cups? Get it? Mermaids are using seashells as bras. Your brain is probably still processing that, huh?