What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
