Beach jokes
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"