Beach

Beach jokes

Sun

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Ocean

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

Did you SEA what I did there?

GUY: Yes

Are you SHORE?

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  • Blonde

    Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.

    The brunette brings canteens of water.

    The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.

    The blonde somehow rips off the car door.

    The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"

    To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

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  • Seagull

    Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

    Son

    What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

    "Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

    Soda

    I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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  • Seal

    I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

    People

    Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

    A: Stop littering!

    Swimsuit

    Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

    Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

    Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

    Sand

    Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

    Momma

    Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

    Crab

    How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

    Whale

    What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

    "She's gonna blow!"