Beach jokes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"