What did the water say to the beach Nothing it just waved
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean
What do you call an ass on a beach?
SANDY CHEEKS
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
what is hawkins number one song the beach boys i get around
what did the beach goers in north carolina say when there was a tsunami?
nothing they died
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
