Beach

Beach Jokes

Starfish

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

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Cannibal

How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?

You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.

You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.

He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.

You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.

Baseball

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

Sand

Why is the sand always pissed off?

Because the sand never waves back!

Toe

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The text 'I stuck my toes in the warm and grainy sand.' is displayed on a black background.

Fat

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Tsunami

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Whale

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some sick WAVES of applause!

Seagull

Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?

Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.

Crash

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Shower

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"