Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
What did the water say to the beach Nothing it just waved
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
