There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie

So there was school shooting in Florida why didn’t the shooter just go to Disney…sorry i just work there and I’m trying to get people to come on down.

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

The Florida Keys.

Florida: Homemade Taco Stand

California: Homemade Lemonade Stand

Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn’t want to give our oranges anyway!

Am I in Florida, bc i’m triggered.

what place is Flo Rida from, Florida

There were 2 guys in an asylum. One name Kenny and the other is Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny act like he was packing his bags. Nurse said “What are you doin Kenny?” Kenny said “Going to Florida for the week.” Nurse said “Alright see ya when you get back.” Next day Nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny laying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. Nurse said “What are you doing Kenny?” Kenny said “I am at the beach” Nurse said “Oh I forgot your in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back” Bob’s room was across the hall. Nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. Nurse said “Goddamnit Bob what are you doing?” Bob said “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny’s wife right now, he is in Florida for the week”