Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie
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It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
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Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
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So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
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"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.
