Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What is a dry swimmer🏊♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
