Beach jokes
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.