Beach jokes
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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