What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I'm SHORE you saw it Don't be SALTY
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What kind of ☆ will come out in the day time?🌞
A star fish!🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let's go for a swim. Adam replies I'm not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade's into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
what is hawkins number one song the beach boys i get around
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
