A man walks into a bar…Oww

A Horse walks into a bar. The Barman says… “why The long face?”

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar followed by Batman.

Stephen Hawking walked into a bar…

…Just kidding

guy: Say “I’m a man” every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I’m a man guy:you meet a girl person: I’m a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel
person: I’m a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I’m a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I’m a man

Three men walk into a bar… you would have thought the last one would have ducked

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.

A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.

So I was sitting at a bar right, That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that’s the story about how I met your mother.

A single sentence walks into a bar.

I went to a seafood shop

I pulled a muscle

a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face

3 Nazis walk into a BAR

The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

Stephen Hawking walks into… er…rolls into a bar

So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “alreight so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “ so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says”I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says” so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says” ok here you go” so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink

One man walked into a bar, a second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.

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