A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Grasshopper's Drink Misunderstanding
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy. You wrote this so you are clearly a dum dum. The joke is funny because the grasshopper misunderstands the bartender. When the bartender says a drink is named after him, the grasshopper thinks they mean the drink is literally named 'Callum', which is a person name and is also a play on the word 'call 'em'. Get it now?
Comments (1)
Lostin Flowers
And I do now realise that I said name twice.
Oops.