Grasshopper's Drink Misunderstanding

A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. You wrote this so you are clearly a dum dum. The joke is funny because the grasshopper misunderstands the bartender. When the bartender says a drink is named after him, the grasshopper thinks they mean the drink is literally named 'Callum', which is a person name and is also a play on the word 'call 'em'. Get it now?

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And I do now realise that I said name twice.

Oops.