A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair

Say I’m a man after every sentence You walk into a bar. (I’m a man) You find a girl . ( I’m a man) You take her home.(I’m a man) She whispers in your ear.(I’m a man)

A blind guy walks into a bar.

Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.

A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see’s a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.

A Horse walks into a bar. The Barman says… “why The long face?”

Stefen Hawking walked in a bar…

Just kidding.

An Irish guy walks out of a bar…

A blind man walked into a bar …

And a table and a chair

Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can’t leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe".

So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar followed by Batman.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, “After this last drink, I’m going to the roof to kill myself.” A guy sitting next to him says, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”, in which the man replies, “Oh yeah?” So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says “You’re not gonna die, watch this!” He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says “Cool, let me try!”, and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says “Superman, you’re an asshole.”

What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar

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