Blind Man's Bar Fight

This is a classic pun-based joke. It plays on the fact that a blind person wouldn't be able to see a coat rack and might mistake it for an actual person to fight with.

• Blind man
• Bar
• Blind
• Man
• Fight
• Misunderstanding

• A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
• Why did the blind man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well.
• So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so.
• Why is the blind man so close to the door? He can't see it.