A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
6 Germans walk into a BAR... and only three walk out.
Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
A llahu Aks into a bar...
And it blows up!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
diddy and hawk tuah walk into a bar hawk tuah say spit on that thang only one walk out💀
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
Someone ask the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton why did she lose the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton said because someone ask her what would she do for a Klondike Bar?
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus "Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
