Band jokes
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What kind of band never plays music?
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!