Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Band Jokes
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnât the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
âEmo cake?â says the baker. âWhat exactly is it?â
Anthony says, âItâs the cake that cuts itself.â
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatâs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyâre both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heâs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Whatâs a pedophileâs favorite band? Kids Bop.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didnât attend, I just thought... âNO WAY!â
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Whatâs an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
