Band jokes

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Nickelback.

What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

The Monkees and Gorillaz.

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Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme."