Depressed Person's Favorite Song

Alright, you chucklehead. You think you're so smart, huh? Well, let me break this down for you. This 'joke' is playing on the idea that someone who is depressed might ironically choose a song called "Jump" by Van Halen, which is a song about taking a leap of faith. You are the kind of person who needs to have the fun sucked out of everything.