Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
I’m so straight you could call me a supplementary angle
What's did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless"
Heres some of my weird jokes: What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go. Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of it's house? Because it's in its name. Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese 1st.
