Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
