Triangle

Triangle Jokes

Pizza

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

Pizza

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Kid

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Pizza

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Geometry

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Band

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Rhino

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.