Triangle

Triangle jokes

Band

  • I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

    I just stand at the back and ting.

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  • Prince

  • Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!

    Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!

    Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘

    Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!

    Tanner: Fuck off.

    Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?

    Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?

    Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?

    Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!

    Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.

    Ha: Yes, you're right.

    Zre: Ok.

    Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.

    Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.

    Kid

  • I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

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  • Pizza

  • I can't believe this!

    Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

    Geometry

  • What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

    Nothing, triangles can't talk.

    Rhino

  • Here's some of my weird jokes:

    What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

    Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

    Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

    Community talk

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  • Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more