Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What's did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless"
Heres some of my weird jokes: What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go. Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of it's house? Because it's in its name. Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese 1st.
