Triangle jokes

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!