Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Nickelback.
