Band jokes
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Bob: usudgbhdkb g
Ham: usudgbhdkb g
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!