In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips are family size. T - T
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
How do You call an iPhone cover in Germany?
-An apple bag. 😜
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips
Because They have no family to share it with
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
The Quiet kid: Ak-47
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Gun + Backpack = Fun
Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
