my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked "where are your sisters?" i said "in line to get crushed"
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
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what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
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[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
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My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
