Sleep

Anonymous

what do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag

A Twix

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Gun

glacier

what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend…

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Wife

Anonymous

H: walks into bedroom Why are you packing your bags?

W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.

Later that day

W: walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags What are you doing?

H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.

Evil

(Optional)

[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag

Shooting

Cuprum

Eric’s mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied “No, magazines”

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Orphan

Anonymous

For an Orphan, any bag of chips is family size.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

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Baby

picklas cage

whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt

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Michael Jackson

To many chocolate milks

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.

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Orphan

Anonymous

For every orphan a bag of chips is family size

Orphan

Anonymous

Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans

Orphan

Anonymous

What a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips are family size. T - T

Red

Anonymous

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

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Darkness

sjsksjs

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

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Puns

Roman

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

Orphan

Anonymous

why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips? They are family sized

Windows

kanye west

A teacher says to her class one day, “Whoever answers my next question, can go home.” A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?”

The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”

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Head

Anonymous

I’m not saying you’re stupid. But you’re the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"

Orphan

Anonymous

Why Can’t Orphans have a big bag of chips. Because their Family Sized