Carry jokes
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!