whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
For orphans .. every bag of chips is familly sized
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park. "Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate! The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips are family size. T - T
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips? It was Family size
Why Can't Orphans have a big bag of chips. Because their Family Sized
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.
Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries