Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
What is a suicide packs favorite song... Let the bodies hit floor
got the george floyd pack this shit makin it hard to breathe
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
your hair line go so back your forehead got a six pack
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
My wife accused me of being a cross dresser so i packed up her clothes and left
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
