Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Gay Guy's Fire Escape
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This is a play on the stereotype that gay men travel with a lot of luggage. The setup involves a fire during sex, and the punchline implies that the 'bottom' in the sexual act is always prepared to leave at a moment's notice, having 'his shit packed'.
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Do you even know how to have gay sex!? The receiver fasts for two days, takes double-dose laxatives 4 hours prior to intercourse, then uses multiple enemas to clean house. Unless you are a disgusting scat fetishist, there should not be shit involved in gay sex. (This goes for straight anal sex as well. Learn that the hard way.)