Baby

Raymond

What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

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Car

Anonymous

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

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Orphan

Anonymous

There is a twist with being an orphan, every bag of chip is family sized.

Woman

Anonymous

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink”. The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says “The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?”. She says “Vinegar and water”

Orphan

Anonymous

therebis an upside to being an orphan

every bag of chips is family size

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Box

Slovenija

What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa

Baby

Anonymous

whats bright red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Night

Tyler_kemp65

So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora’s house. So later that night Dora’s mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego’s sleeping bag a looks and it’s empty so she walks over to Dora’s sleeping bag and looks in and See’s Dora getting f… By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.

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Chocolate

Allan

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her…

Silence…

And then at last she spoke…

“Unexpected item in the bagging area.”

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Baby

Death to u a part

What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag

Baby

Daddy

Q- What’s red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Party

YOUR MOM

i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement

Hotness

Rod'Jon Ferguson

me: opens a bag of hot cheetos in class- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i’ll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

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Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t the orphan get the big bag of chips? Cause it’s family-size

Nut

Alex

sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. “25 kill streak” 🤣😂

Wet

Anonymous

Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG

Get your mind together

Stripper

DanielBennett

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

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Orphan

Anonymous

Being an orphan always has an upside for instance a bag of chips is family sized

Difference

Anonymous

What is the diffrence between a bag of chips and a gun…

If you pull one of them suddenly everybody wants to be your friend