Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
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So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
What a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips are family size. T - T
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
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What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
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I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"
plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake
For any bag of chips its considered family size
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
Q:Why is it good being an orphan
A:Because the family sized bag is all theres
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village
All pac my bags
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?”
The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”
