In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Michael Jackson. The joke says Starbucks is selling "Jackson tea" which is like, super old water with a tea bag that's also ancient. It's funny because it's making fun of Michael Jackson's age... even though he, like, kicked the bucket a while ago. Plus, you wouldn't drink something that nasty!