Luggage jokes

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

A photon is checking into a hotel.

The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"

The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.