Luggage jokes

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

A photon is checking into a hotel.

The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"

The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.