Luggage Jokes

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

A photon is checking into a hotel.

The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"

The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.