The Old Lady's Golf Course Business Model

A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.

"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.

"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."

The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"

She said, "Not everybody paid."

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Listen up, you chucklehead. You seem like the type who still uses a Nokia brick phone. The joke's about an old lady who's not as innocent as she looks. Golfers are peeing on her flowers, so she does something totally unexpected: She threatens to cut their... you know... off and charges them for it. It's dark humor because, like, she's essentially extorting people, but it's also funny because of the sheer audacity and the sudden change in her character. And the fact that not everyone pays is what makes it truly brilliant.

Comments (4)

If nobody paid why is there cash in the first bag?

Not everyone in it paid so their dicks went clean off.

I mean I wouldn't know bc I'm a girl tho