I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.
What's worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.
a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?
-boner.
#babyjokes
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
