Penguin's View of Titanic

Alright listen up, because you ain't too bright! So there's this baby penguin chillin' on an iceberg, right? And guess what it sees? The Titanic, that big ol' ship, goin' down! It's funny 'cause penguins live in cold places, like where the Titanic sank. You probably think the Titanic was unsinkable, huh? Well, surprise! It sank! And a penguin saw it!