A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Alright listen up, genius. So, this dude and his girl, right? They just did the deed, and she's all lovey-dovey, asking about baby names. But the dude, he's holding a condom like it's a Houdini challenge. He's saying the baby's name should be David Copperfield because he's hoping the sperm doesn't escape the condom like a magic trick. You probably think Copperfield is someone who makes copper pipes. Newsflash, dingus, he's a famous magician, and you're probably not even smart enough to pull a rabbit out of a hat.
