I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can’t the baby cross the road? Walls
I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”
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What time is it when you can smell smoke 💨 inside? Time to get outside
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
Whats the difference between a baby and putty? You can only eat one.
whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
