Baby jokes
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Love you baby :^
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"