Baby girl jokes

A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home.

She realizes she's pregnant and has a baby boy.

The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

The third year, she's feeling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father!"

Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"

Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.

This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).

Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.