Baby jokes
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What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.