What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What did the farmer say to the doll? You death baby doll.
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Wife: “I want another baby” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one”
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
I am a dead baby -end joke-
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender
What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel
stupid ass baby
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
