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Kwagga91
8 years ago ·
  • How do you get a baby out of a blender?

    With Doritos!

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    Explanation

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    Listen up, dummy! This joke is dark. The joke is suggesting you use Doritos to get the baby out of the blender. How are you this dumb?

    Comments (1)

  • Anonymous

    3 years ago

    A straw

    GGiant Arowana

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