Dick me down shorts
Why do baby’s cry? Cuz they can’t suck very well.
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler
i fucked your mom, that's why i've been paying your life support since you were born
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle? Two dead babies in an acid bath
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Everything is made in China, except babies... they are made in Vachina.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."...
Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?
Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.
There were three babies in a moms stomach. One baby asks, “what do you want to be when you grow up” The other baby answers, “a doctor I want to help people, what about you” “I want to be an engineer, I want to make things, what about you” he asks to the third baby. “I want to be a hunter”. “Why” the other babies ask. “I want to kill the snake that spits on my face”
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
