Baby jokes
Love you baby :^
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.