Pacifier jokes
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Cute
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
My brother
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