If a baby dies in the womb , is it considered suicide?
What’s someone with aids favorite Taylor Swift song Baby now we got bad blood
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus? God fucked her
A boy asks his father:
What is politics?
Father answers:
It’s very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so I’m big business . Your mother spends the money, so she’s the government.
Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So he’s the law.
Our maid is the working class.
Everything revolves around your interests, so you’re the people. Your little baby brother represents the future.
The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesn’t know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid — and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.
Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.
The next day his father asks him:
So, can you now explain to me what politics is?
The boy says:
Yes, it’s all become clear to me!
Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered, You breastfeed like this🌬💨
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby
what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
Recently ma baby did this
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