Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
da baby
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Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
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I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
what do u call a baby in the crib.
boys and girls watch monsters inc
This one butt check said to the other one it's really personal but it's ok I'll tell you.it said hey let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.
I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can't you too fat and clumsy and i don't have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.
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